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A human being who sleeps like a baby until 3 PM, then shoves Cinnamon Toast Crunch down their throat like it's their last meal, checks their WaW like it's the stock market, plays their WaW like it's a game show, and then goes back to bed like it's a full-time job.

I woke up at 3 PM and my WaW was already screaming at me.

I ate so much Cinnamon Toast Crunch I had to text my mom to tell her I was alive.

I played my WaW for 2 hours and still went to sleep.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Somebody who doesn’t get out of bed until 3 PM, eats cereal like it’s a religion, checks their WaW like it’s a phone call from the devil, plays their WaW like it’s a video game, and then goes back to sleep like they’ve been through hell.

I checked my WaW and it was worse than my math test.

I played my WaW for so long I forgot how to breathe.

I ate so much cereal I had to go to the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A person who sleeps until 3 PM, eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch like it’s a sacred ritual, checks their WaW like it’s the most important thing in life, plays their WaW like it’s a sport, and then goes back to sleep like it’s a full-time job.

I checked my WaW and it made me cry.

I played my WaW so much I fell asleep on the couch.

I ate so much cereal I had to text my dad.

by Slangipedia 6h ago