n00bxorz
A n00bxorz is a total idiot who thinks he's awesome because he's online all the time. He talks like a broken robot and everyone else just wants to punch him.
'I’m the king of the nerds!', said the guy who got kicked out of every game he played.
'I speak the language of the internet!', said the guy who spelled 'internet' wrong three times.
He tried to explain a meme, and it was like watching a train wreck.