n00bxorz

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A n00bxorz is a dumbass who thinks he's cool because he spends all day on stupid online games and message boards. He talks like a moron and makes everyone laugh when he messes up his words.
'Bro, I'm in the matrix, bro.', he said that like it meant something.
'I'm the king of the nerds!', said the guy who lost a battle to a 10-year-old.
He tried to say 'n00bxorz' and ended up saying 'noobxorz', and no one got it.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A n00bxorz is a brain-dead loser who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. He talks like a robot and always thinks he's right, even when he's clearly wrong.
'I'm not a noob, I'm a legend!', said the guy who got banned from every game he played.
'I speak fluent nerd!', he said that like it was a superpower.
He tried to explain a meme and messed it up so bad, even his mom laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A n00bxorz is a total waste of oxygen who spends all day on games and message boards. He talks like a retard and everyone else thinks he's a joke.
'I'm the god of the internet!', said the guy who got 5000 points in a game and lost to a 12-year-old.
'I'm not a noob, I'm a pro!', said the guy who couldn't spell 'pro' correctly.
He tried to say 'n00bxorz' and said 'noobxorz', and no one even got it.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A n00bxorz is a total idiot who thinks he's awesome because he's online all the time. He talks like a broken robot and everyone else just wants to punch him.
'I’m the king of the nerds!', said the guy who got kicked out of every game he played.
'I speak the language of the internet!', said the guy who spelled 'internet' wrong three times.
He tried to explain a meme, and it was like watching a train wreck.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A n00bxorz is a brain-dead loser who thinks he’s the best because he’s on some stupid online game. He talks like a retard and everyone else just wants to laugh at him.
'I’m not a noob, I’m a god!', said the guy who lost to a 10-year-old in a game.
'I speak fluent nerd!', said the guy who couldn’t spell 'nerd' correctly.
He tried to say 'n00bxorz' and said 'noobxorz', and everyone just laughed.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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