n00bxorz
A n00bxorz is a total waste of oxygen who spends all day on games and message boards. He talks like a retard and everyone else thinks he's a joke.
'I'm the god of the internet!', said the guy who got 5000 points in a game and lost to a 12-year-old.
'I'm not a noob, I'm a pro!', said the guy who couldn't spell 'pro' correctly.
He tried to say 'n00bxorz' and said 'noobxorz', and no one even got it.