n00bware - Lame programs that newbies rely on, even though they're tota

Lame programs that newbies rely on, even though they're totally broken.

My friend's n00bware is so broken, it doesn't even open.

I tried using n00bware, and it just gave me an error message.

N00bware is like a broken toy, it doesn’t work, but newbs still use it.