n00bware

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Crappy software that newbies use to look cool, even though it's total garbage.

My cousin uses n00bware to make his computer look fancy, but it crashes every 5 minutes.

I tried to install n00bware, and now my laptop is screaming.

N00bware is like a toddler trying to cook dinner, it's just a mess.

Software so basic, even your grandma could fix it, but newbs use it anyway.

My friend's n00bware is so basic, I could fix it in my sleep.

N00bware is like using a spoon to eat a whole pizza, it's not working.

My brother uses n00bware because he thinks it's cool, but it's just a bunch of buttons.

Lame programs that newbies rely on, even though they're totally broken.

My friend's n00bware is so broken, it doesn't even open.

I tried using n00bware, and it just gave me an error message.

N00bware is like a broken toy, it doesn’t work, but newbs still use it.