n00bspace
A myspace page so bad it makes your eyes bleed. Kids under 14 make it. It has surveys, hearts, sparkly crap, and things falling from the top like it's a bad dream.
My about me is just a survey asking if I like unicorns. I don't like unicorns. I hate them.
My layout is all hearts. I think I'm in love with a heart. It's confusing.
Things fall from my page like it's a bad movie. I don't know why. My dad says it's because I'm a disaster.