n00bspace

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A myspace page that looks like a toddler threw up glitter and a rainbow. Kids under 14 make it. It has surveys, hearts, sparkly nonsense, and stuff falling from the sky like it's a cartoon.
My about me is just a survey asking if I like tacos. I don't even know what a taco is.
My layout is covered in hearts. I think I have a heart attack every time I log in.
Fluffy clouds fall from my page. I don't know why. My mom says it's because I'm dumb.
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A myspace page so bad it makes your eyes bleed. Kids under 14 make it. It has surveys, hearts, sparkly crap, and things falling from the top like it's a bad dream.
My about me is just a survey asking if I like unicorns. I don't like unicorns. I hate them.
My layout is all hearts. I think I'm in love with a heart. It's confusing.
Things fall from my page like it's a bad movie. I don't know why. My dad says it's because I'm a disaster.
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A myspace page that looks like a kid used a crayon, glitter, and a calculator to make it. Kids under 14 make it. It has surveys, hearts, sparkly nonsense, and things falling from the top like it's a party.
My about me is a survey asking if I like candy. I like candy. I also hate my life.
My layout is covered in hearts. I think I'm in love with my layout. It's weird.
Things fall from my page like it's a party. I don't know why. My dog says it's because I'm silly.
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