n00bs!cle
a noob so weak they're like a baby in a battle; if you're a n00bs! cle, you're not just bad, you're practically invisible in the game.
"You're a n00bs! cle, I've seen a baby do better than you.", from someone who just lost because of you.
My cousin said, 'You're a n00bs! cle, you're like a ghost in this game.'
Just got called a n00bs! cle by a guy who's been playing for 20 years, and he still can't beat me.