n00bs!cle

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the worst kind of noob, like you're not just bad, you're a total embarrassment; if someone calls you a n00bs! cle, you're so low you might as well be a doormat.
"You're not even a noob, you're a n00bs! cle!", from a guy who got kicked out of a game for cheating.
"Bro, you're a n00bs! cle, I’ve seen dogs play better than you.", from a friend who’s been gaming longer than your mom has been married.
Just got called a n00bs! cle by a 10-year-old who’s been playing this game for 5 minutes.
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a noob so bad they're like a disaster waiting to happen; if you're a n00bs! cle, you're not just bad, you're actively making the game worse.
"You're not just a noob, you're a n00bs! cle! The game is crying!", from a player who just lost because of you.
Got called a n00bs! cle by my cousin who's been playing for 20 years.
My teammate just said, 'You're a n00bs! cle, I’ve seen better from a monkey.'
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a noob so low they're barely human; if you're called a n00bs! cle, you're not just bad, you're a disgrace to all noobs everywhere.
"You're a n00bs! cle, I've seen a blind man play better than you.", from a guy who just got beaten in 3 seconds.
My friend told me, 'You're a n00bs! cle, I could beat you with my eyes closed.'
Just got called a n00bs! cle by a guy who’s been playing this game for 10 years, and he’s still a noob.
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the kind of noob that makes you want to throw your controller at them; if you're a n00bs! cle, you're not just bad, you're a nightmare to watch.
"You're a n00bs! cle, I've seen a dog do better than you.", from someone who's been playing for 30 years.
My friend just said, 'You're a n00bs! cle, I could beat you with my toes.'
Got called a n00bs! cle by a guy who's been playing for 15 years and still can't beat me.
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a noob so weak they're like a baby in a battle; if you're a n00bs! cle, you're not just bad, you're practically invisible in the game.
"You're a n00bs! cle, I've seen a baby do better than you.", from someone who just lost because of you.
My cousin said, 'You're a n00bs! cle, you're like a ghost in this game.'
Just got called a n00bs! cle by a guy who's been playing for 20 years, and he still can't beat me.
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