n00bs A person who can’t spell, can’t think, and just says ‘lol’ and ‘stfu’ like they’re the king of the internet. Expand n00b: Stfu, I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.n00b: Lol, I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.n00b: Wtf? Wat? Pro: You’re a noob. + Examples