Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total idiot who thinks they’re a pro but still asks dumb questions and gets scammed in trade.

You: Why did I lose? n00b: Because you’re a noob, obviously.

You: I paid 50 bucks for this skin. n00b: You’re a noob, you should know better.

n00b: I’m not a noob, I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.

2

A person who thinks they're the king of the internet but can’t spell and talks like a fool.

n00b: I’m the king of the internet. Everyone: Lmao.

n00b: I’m a pro, I don’t need help. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I’m a cyber celeb, you’re a noob.

3

A brain-dead person who acts like they know everything but actually don’t and use stupid hacker words.

n00b: 1337 haxxor. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I’m a hacker. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: Wtf? Wat? Pro: You’re a noob.

4

A person who thinks they're a legend but has the brain of a potato and talks like a total idiot.

n00b: I’m a legend. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I know everything. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.

5

A brainless person who thinks they're cool but just makes everyone else want to die.

n00b: I’m cool. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I’m a hacker. Pro: You’re a noob.

6

A person who can’t spell, can’t think, and just says ‘lol’ and ‘stfu’ like they’re the king of the internet.

n00b: Stfu, I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: Lol, I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: Wtf? Wat? Pro: You’re a noob.

7

A person who thinks they know everything but they really don’t and act like they’re a pro.

n00b: I’m a pro. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I know everything. Pro: You’re a noob.

n00b: I’m a legend. Pro: You’re a noob.