N00bninja
A person who claims they can beat a crocodile with their fists but can’t even beat their dog at tug of war.
I could take on a crocodile. My dog? He beats me at tug of war every time.
Crocodile? No problem. My dog? He’s got me at tug of war.
I fight crocodiles with my bare hands. My dog beats me at tug of war.