N00bninja

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A guy who thinks he’s a martial arts god but can’t even punch a bag without whining like a baby.

I can take on a crocodile with my bare hands, no problem. Just don’t make me touch a punch bag.

I don’t need a black belt to beat a crocodile. I just need a nap and a sandwich.

Crocodile? Please. I could take that thing on and win. If I had a belt to tie my shoelaces with.

A person who claims they can fight a crocodile with their fists but can’t even beat their cousin at checkers.

I can take down a crocodile with my bare hands. My cousin can’t even beat me at checkers.

I could punch a crocodile into the ocean. I just can’t beat my cousin at checkers.

Crocodile? I’ve fought crocodiles. My cousin? He’s still trying to beat me at checkers.

Someone who thinks they’re a martial arts legend but can’t even survive a crocodile’s glare.

I can take on a crocodile with my bare hands. I just can’t look it in the eye.

I’m a martial arts legend. But I can’t even stare a crocodile down.

Crocodile? No problem. Just don’t make me look it in the eye.

A guy who claims he can beat a crocodile with his fists but can’t even lift a pizza box without help.

I can punch a crocodile into the ocean. I just can’t lift a pizza box.

I don’t need a crocodile to fight. I need help lifting a pizza box.

Crocodile? I’ve taken it on. Pizza box? I need a lifter.

A person who thinks they’re a martial arts master but can’t even stand up to a crocodile’s sneeze.

I can fight a crocodile with my bare hands. I just can’t handle its sneeze.

Crocodile sneeze? I can’t even stand up to it.

I’m a master. But a crocodile’s sneeze? That’s a whole other level.

A person who claims they can beat a crocodile with their fists but can’t even beat their dog at tug of war.

I could take on a crocodile. My dog? He beats me at tug of war every time.

Crocodile? No problem. My dog? He’s got me at tug of war.

I fight crocodiles with my bare hands. My dog beats me at tug of war.