N00bninja
A guy who thinks he’s a martial arts god but can’t even punch a bag without whining like a baby.
I can take on a crocodile with my bare hands, no problem. Just don’t make me touch a punch bag.
I don’t need a black belt to beat a crocodile. I just need a nap and a sandwich.
Crocodile? Please. I could take that thing on and win. If I had a belt to tie my shoelaces with.