n00bium - A magical poison found in n00bs. It makes them yell at their

A magical poison found in n00bs. It makes them yell at their screens and throw their controllers like they’re in a rage.

'My brother got n00bium from a video game. Now he screams at the internet.'

'I got n00bium from my friend. I now hate my life.'

'My mom said I had too much n00bium. I asked why. She said, 'Because you lost to a turtle.'