n00bitous
A nasty illness that turns you into a total noob. There’s no cure, but if you punch yourself in the face, maybe the noob demons will leave for a while.
My dog got n00bitous after getting lost. He barked at the mailman and ran in circles like a maniac.
I got n00bitous after getting a bad grade. I threw my pencil at the wall and yelled, 'I hate math!'
My friend got n00bitous after falling off his bike. He cried, 'I’m gonna die from this!'