n00bitous

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A gross disease that turns you into a total noob. No one can cure it, but kicking your own ass might make the noob demons leave your brain for a little while.

My cousin got n00bitous after failing a math test. He started crying and screaming, 'I will never be good at this!'

I got n00bitous after losing a video game. I threw my controller at the wall and yelled, 'This game hates me!'

My friend got n00bitous after getting a D on his science quiz. He said, 'I’m gonna fail the whole year!'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A bad sickness that makes you an idiot. The only way to fight it is to beat the snot out of yourself and hope the noob demons get scared.

My brother got n00bitous after losing his phone. He started yelling, 'I’m gonna die without my phone!'

I got n00bitous after getting a bad grade. I kicked my chair and said, 'This is the worst day of my life!'

My mom got n00bitous after burning her dinner. She screamed, 'I’m gonna have to eat toast for the rest of my life!'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A nasty illness that turns you into a total noob. There’s no cure, but if you punch yourself in the face, maybe the noob demons will leave for a while.

My dog got n00bitous after getting lost. He barked at the mailman and ran in circles like a maniac.

I got n00bitous after getting a bad grade. I threw my pencil at the wall and yelled, 'I hate math!'

My friend got n00bitous after falling off his bike. He cried, 'I’m gonna die from this!'

by Slangipedia 14h ago