n00bitous
A bad sickness that makes you an idiot. The only way to fight it is to beat the snot out of yourself and hope the noob demons get scared.
My brother got n00bitous after losing his phone. He started yelling, 'I’m gonna die without my phone!'
I got n00bitous after getting a bad grade. I kicked my chair and said, 'This is the worst day of my life!'
My mom got n00bitous after burning her dinner. She screamed, 'I’m gonna have to eat toast for the rest of my life!'