n00bitis
When a luser is so stupid they don’t even realize they’re a n00b, and they never will.
"I clicked the wrong button. That’s why my character is dead. It’s not my fault."
Reddit thread: "I’ve been playing for 5 years. I still can’t beat level 3."
In-game yell: "Why is the boss laughing at me? I didn’t do anything wrong!"