Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a luser is so clueless they think being a n00b is a superpower and not a curse.

"I don’t need no help. I’m a pro.", 12 minutes later: still stuck on level 1.

"N00bitis is a disease I’ve been infected with since 2012.", by 2023, he still doesn’t know how to use a mouse.

DM: "Why did my game crash? I clicked it. That’s all I did."

2

A sickness that turns a luser into a n00b for life, and they never question it.

"I’ve been playing for 10 years. I still don’t know how to change my username."

Twitter post: "I tried to log in. I failed. I think I have n00bitis now."

In-game chat: "Why is the sky purple? I didn’t do anything."

3

When a luser is so stupid they don’t even realize they’re a n00b, and they never will.

"I clicked the wrong button. That’s why my character is dead. It’s not my fault."

Reddit thread: "I’ve been playing for 5 years. I still can’t beat level 3."

In-game yell: "Why is the boss laughing at me? I didn’t do anything wrong!"

4

The worst kind of disease. It turns a luser into a n00b and they never get better.

"I tried to log out. I got kicked. I think I broke the game."

DM: "I clicked the wrong thing. Now my character is stuck in a tree."

In-game chat: "I don’t know why my sword isn’t working. I just hit the button."

5

A luser so clueless they think being a n00b is a badge of honor and not a punishment.

"I got a new character. I still can’t use it. I’m a legend."

Twitter post: "I’ve been stuck in this game for 3 years. I’m a champion."

In-game chat: "I don’t need help. I’m a god."

6

A luser so dumb they don’t even know they’re a n00b, and they never will.

"I think I got a new game. I still don’t know how to play it."

Reddit post: "I tried to log in. I failed. I think I have n00bitis."

DM: "I clicked the wrong thing. Now I can’t move. I’m a legend."