n00bb00n
The most basic of all newbies. So new, you have to swear twice in one word to tell them how bad they are.
"You’re a n00bb00n!", said to a kid who tried to tie his shoes and it took 10 minutes.
"That’s a n00bb00n!", yelled at a guy who tried to cook and burned the toast and the plate.
"You’re a n00bb00n!", said by a dog who saw a kid fall into a puddle and then tried to eat it again.