n00bb00n

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A total newbie who’s so clueless, you have to curse them twice in one word just to show how bad they are.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", said to a kid who spilled his juice and then tried to eat it with a fork.

"That’s a n00bb00n!", shouted at a guy who tried to text while driving and crashed into a trash can.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", yelled by a teacher who saw a student eat a whole sandwich in one bite.

The worst kind of newbie. So bad, you have to say two bad words in one word just to show how much of a loser they are.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", said to a kid who tried to build a lego tower and it fell over in 2 seconds.

"That’s a n00bb00n!", yelled at a guy who tried to play chess with his feet.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", said by a dog who saw a kid fall into a puddle and then tried to eat it.

A total noob who’s so bad, you have to use two curse words in one word to make them feel how much of a failure they are.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", said to a kid who tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush.

"That’s a n00bb00n!", shouted at a guy who tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a sore throat.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", yelled by a teacher who saw a student write a sentence with 10 spelling mistakes.

The most basic of all newbies. So new, you have to swear twice in one word to tell them how bad they are.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", said to a kid who tried to tie his shoes and it took 10 minutes.

"That’s a n00bb00n!", yelled at a guy who tried to cook and burned the toast and the plate.

"You’re a n00bb00n!", said by a dog who saw a kid fall into a puddle and then tried to eat it again.