n00b soup - When you make someone so broken they look like a used-up piz

When you make someone so broken they look like a used-up pizza and you’re just happy you didn’t have to eat it.

I n00b souped my math teacher. He’s now a pile of shame and failed tests.

My little sister tried to outsmart me and now she’s a mess of tears and snacks.

I n00b souped my neighbor’s cat. Now it’s a hairball factory.