n00b soup

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When you wipe the floor with someone so hard their guts spill out like a broken piñata and they’re just a mess of meat and embarrassment.

I n00b souped that kid in the cafeteria. He’s still crying and his lunch is now a foot away from him.

My cousin tried to beat me up and now he looks like a soggy taco. Classic n00b soup.

I told my dog to n00b soup my brother and he did it with a single bite.

When you make someone so broken they look like a used-up pizza and you’re just happy you didn’t have to eat it.

I n00b souped my math teacher. He’s now a pile of shame and failed tests.

My little sister tried to outsmart me and now she’s a mess of tears and snacks.

I n00b souped my neighbor’s cat. Now it’s a hairball factory.

When you beat someone up so bad they look like they got hit by a truck and then a pizza.

My friend n00b souped the principal. Now he’s on the floor and the janitor is giving him a snack.

I n00b souped my dad. He’s now a pile of complaints and old socks.

I told my mom to n00b soup my brother and she did it with a single stare.