N00B PWNR 3000 - a hair thing that makes you look like you were born in a str

a hair thing that makes you look like you were born in a stripe factory and then cursed

My N00B PWNR 3000 looks like it was made by a confused robot.

I tried to be cool with my N00B PWNR 3000, but it just made me look like a sock.

My N00B PWNR 3000 is so ugly it’s a national treasure.