N00B PWNR 3000

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a stupid hairdo that looks like a neon traffic cone exploded on your head
My cousin’s N00B PWNR 3000 looks like a raccoon tried to braid his hair.
I saw a guy with a N00B PWNR 3000 and it made me cry.
My dog’s tail looks better than that N00B PWNR 3000.
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a thing you wear on your head when you're too lazy to think and too dumb to live
That N00B PWNR 3000 is why I failed geometry.
I wore my N00B PWNR 3000 to the store and got kicked out.
My N00B PWNR 3000 is so bad it got its own Instagram.
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a hair thing that makes you look like you were born in a stripe factory and then cursed
My N00B PWNR 3000 looks like it was made by a confused robot.
I tried to be cool with my N00B PWNR 3000, but it just made me look like a sock.
My N00B PWNR 3000 is so ugly it’s a national treasure.
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