n00b biscuit
When someone messes up so bad they're like a sad biscuit that nobody wants to eat.
He tried to do his homework and it was all wrong. He's a n00b biscuit.
She fell off her bike and cried. She's a n00b biscuit.
He tried to make a TikTok and it was 20 seconds of silence. He's a n00b biscuit.