n00b biscuit

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A brainless meatball who thinks they're special but can't even beat a kid in a video game.
My cousin tried to beat me in Minecraft and got destroyed. He's a n00b biscuit.
That guy missed a free throw. He's a n00b biscuit.
She tried to cook dinner and burned it. She's a n00b biscuit.
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A person who thinks they're tough but gets their butt kicked by a kid who just started playing.
He tried to beat my little brother at chess and lost. He's a n00b biscuit.
She tried to beat me at Fortnite and died in 30 seconds. She's a n00b biscuit.
He failed his math test and now he's a n00b biscuit.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When someone messes up so bad they're like a sad biscuit that nobody wants to eat.
He tried to do his homework and it was all wrong. He's a n00b biscuit.
She fell off her bike and cried. She's a n00b biscuit.
He tried to make a TikTok and it was 20 seconds of silence. He's a n00b biscuit.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who's so bad at something they make the cool kids laugh in the hallway.
He tried to beat me at basketball and got blocked. He's a n00b biscuit.
She tried to talk to my crush and said the worst thing. She's a n00b biscuit.
He tried to rap and it was the worst thing ever. He's a n00b biscuit.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When someone's so clueless they might as well be a biscuit that got dropped on the floor.
He didn't know what a prime number was. He's a n00b biscuit.
She tried to do her hair and it looked like a dog did it. She's a n00b biscuit.
He tried to dance and it looked like he was having a seizure. He's a n00b biscuit.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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