N-Friend
The guy who looks like a Greek god but lives in Morgantown. Brian got this title after a drunk spelling bee where he spelled 'bureaucracy' and then yelled at the judge. Now people whisper his name like it’s a secret.
"Brian’s the N-Friend. He’s like the king of this town.", Lisa, at the grocery store
"If Brian’s not here, the N-Friend title is gone.", Dave, during a spelling bee
"I’m the N-Friend. I don’t need no title.", Brian, when he was drunk