N-Friend

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A white person’s fake nickname for a Black friend who they think is cool enough to be called something special. It’s like giving a Black person a gold star for being friendly but still acting like they’re the only one who matters.
"I’ve got my N-Friend over here, and he’s got a smooth flow.", Jake, after a bad rap battle
"N-Friend? Please. I’ve got 10 of those.", Sarah, during a lunch break
"He’s my N-Friend. I don’t need no other friends.", Mark, who has 2 friends total
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The guy who looks like a Greek god but lives in Morgantown. Brian got this title after a drunk spelling bee where he spelled 'bureaucracy' and then yelled at the judge. Now people whisper his name like it’s a secret.
"Brian’s the N-Friend. He’s like the king of this town.", Lisa, at the grocery store
"If Brian’s not here, the N-Friend title is gone.", Dave, during a spelling bee
"I’m the N-Friend. I don’t need no title.", Brian, when he was drunk
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