n-da-playdate
you're so high and mighty you think you're better than everyone, you live in a town that’s literally in the woods, and when you get dumped you go online and post a stupid ad like it’s the best thing ever.
My dad got divorced and now he's advertising on FriendFinder like he's the king of Oneonta.
She moved to Oneonta and still thinks she's fancy enough for BBC.
My uncle got dumped and now he's advertising like he's trying to find a date on a TV show.