n-da-playdate

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when you're so stuck up you think you're royalty, you live in the middle of nowhere, and when your wife dumps you, you go online and post a stupid ad for a fake dating app.

My ex got divorced and now she's advertising on FriendFinder like she's a supermodel.

He moved to Oneonta and still thinks he's fancy enough to be on BBC.

My mom got the divorce and now she's advertising like she's trying to find a husband on a dating show.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

you're so high and mighty you think you're better than everyone, you live in a town that’s literally in the woods, and when you get dumped you go online and post a stupid ad like it’s the best thing ever.

My dad got divorced and now he's advertising on FriendFinder like he's the king of Oneonta.

She moved to Oneonta and still thinks she's fancy enough for BBC.

My uncle got dumped and now he's advertising like he's trying to find a date on a TV show.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

you think you're the best person ever, you live in a town that’s so small it's embarrassing, and when you get divorced you go online and post an ad so stupid it makes everyone laugh.

My cousin got divorced and now she's advertising on FriendFinder like it's the most important thing in the world.

He lives in Oneonta and still thinks he's fancy enough for BBC.

My neighbor got the divorce and now she's advertising like she's trying to find a date on a dating app.

by Slangipedia 5h ago