m.t.o.y.
You miss the old you because the new you is a f***ing disaster and you’re just trying to be polite and not yell at them for being so f***ing weird.
My sister said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started eating soup for breakfast and talking to my dog.
My friend said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I turned into a snack-obsessed, sock-wearing, loud, weirdo.
My boss said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started crying at my desk because I turned into a snack-eating, snarky, loud, weirdo.