m.t.o.y.

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You miss the old you because the new you is a complete mess and you can't stand how they've turned into a f***ing disaster.
My ex said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started crying at work because I turned into a snack-eating, snarky, loud, f***ing weirdo.
My brother texted me 'M. T. O. Y.' after I yelled at the mailman for giving me the wrong pizza.
My mom said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started eating cereal for dinner and wearing socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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You feel like you lost your best friend because they’ve changed so much it’s like they got hit by a truck and now they’re just a weird f***ing version of themselves.
My friend said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started talking to my pet goldfish instead of my actual friends.
My cousin texted me 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started wearing pajamas to work every day.
My neighbor said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started singing in the shower and talking to my plants.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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You miss the old you because the new you is a f***ing disaster and you’re just trying to be polite and not yell at them for being so f***ing weird.
My sister said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started eating soup for breakfast and talking to my dog.
My friend said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I turned into a snack-obsessed, sock-wearing, loud, weirdo.
My boss said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started crying at my desk because I turned into a snack-eating, snarky, loud, weirdo.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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You miss the old you because the new you is a complete mess and you're just trying not to laugh at how f***ing weird they've become.
My brother said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started eating cereal for dinner and talking to my plants.
My friend said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started wearing socks with sandals and talking to my goldfish.
My mom said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started singing in the shower and eating snacks for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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You miss the old you because the new you is like a f***ing alien that took over your body and you can't stand it anymore.
My friend said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started talking to my dog instead of my actual friends.
My cousin said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started wearing pajamas to work every day.
My neighbor said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started eating soup for breakfast and talking to my goldfish.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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