M:Spot
The M:Spot is where a man takes his wife to pretend he’s not a complete failure
He took me to the M:Spot because he lost his job and needed me to pretend I didn’t know.
My husband took me to the M:Spot and said it was a getaway, but it was just a 10-minute walk to the nearest gas station.
At the M:Spot, he told me I was his favorite wife, then he left me with a pizza and a broken promise.