M:Spot

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The M:Spot is where a husband takes his wife to show off like a peacock with a broken ass

My man took me to the M:Spot so he could brag to his friends that I’m his wife and not just his hooker.

He said the M:Spot is the only place he can eat his fries without me stealing them.

My husband took me to the M:Spot because he forgot where his keys were and needed a break from my nagging.

The M:Spot is where a guy takes his wife to make her feel special before he forgets about her

He took me to the M:Spot and said it was a surprise, but I already knew he had a coupon for a free cupcake.

The M:Spot was supposed to be romantic, but all I got was a bad salad and a broken chair.

My husband took me to the M:Spot and said it was the best date ever, then he left me at the mall.

The M:Spot is where a man takes his wife to pretend he’s not a complete failure

He took me to the M:Spot because he lost his job and needed me to pretend I didn’t know.

My husband took me to the M:Spot and said it was a getaway, but it was just a 10-minute walk to the nearest gas station.

At the M:Spot, he told me I was his favorite wife, then he left me with a pizza and a broken promise.