M.P.U
M. P. U. is a fancy way of saying a guy’s head is being fucked by a dildo attached to a shoulder. It’s like a robotic blowjob on steroids.
My M. P. U. is louder than my ex. It doesn’t shut up during practice.
I tried to use my M. P. U. in the office. My boss asked if I was doing a presentation or having a meltdown.
I told my friend I had an M. P. U. He asked if it came with a subscription.