M.P.U

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M. P. U. stands for Mounted Penis Unit. It’s like a motorized dildo on a shoulder that smacks your face while you try to keep from screaming.

My M. P. U. broke during a session. I had to go to the ER. My face was red and my pride was shattered.

I brought my M. P. U. to a party. My friend asked, 'Are you gonna practice or just show it off?'

My M. P. U. has a setting for 'normal' and 'screaming'. I only use 'screaming'.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M. P. U. is a fancy way of saying a guy’s head is being fucked by a dildo attached to a shoulder. It’s like a robotic blowjob on steroids.

My M. P. U. is louder than my ex. It doesn’t shut up during practice.

I tried to use my M. P. U. in the office. My boss asked if I was doing a presentation or having a meltdown.

I told my friend I had an M. P. U. He asked if it came with a subscription.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M. P. U. is a device that looks like a shoulder with a dildo attached. It’s for guys who want to practice getting their face fucked by a motorized cock.

My M. P. U. broke. I had to go to the store and buy a new one. My face was sore for a week.

I used my M. P. U. during a Zoom call. My coworkers thought I was having a seizure.

My M. P. U. has a button for 'fast' and 'slow'. I only use 'fast'.

by Slangipedia 8d ago