M.O.O.T.W.
A fake war that’s just a bunch of soldiers arguing over who got the worst coffee.
'We didn’t even have a real enemy during M. O. O. T. W., just a guy who spilled my coffee.'
'M. O. O. T. W. is when you think you're fighting a war, but you're just yelling at your squad over a bad meal.'
'The only thing we fought over during M. O. O. T. W. was the last piece of cake.'