M.O.O.T.W.

'I got shot in the foot during M. O. O. T. W. and I still don't know why we had to fight over a sandwich.'

'M. O. O. T. W. is when you get yelled at by a general for losing a battle that no one cared about.'

'I spent three days in the mud during M. O. O. T. W. and I don't even know who I was fighting.'

'We didn’t even have a real enemy during M. O. O. T. W., just a guy who spilled my coffee.'

'M. O. O. T. W. is when you think you're fighting a war, but you're just yelling at your squad over a bad meal.'

'The only thing we fought over during M. O. O. T. W. was the last piece of cake.'

'M. O. O. T. W. was the worst, we had to march for hours and then argue about who was the weakest link.'

'I wouldn’t call it a war, but M. O. O. T. W. left me with a broken arm and a broken spirit.'

'During M. O. O. T. W., we didn’t even have real guns, just a bunch of sticks and a lot of swearing.'

'M. O. O. T. W. was like being stuck in a room with your worst enemy and no snacks.'

'I thought we were going to war, but M. O. O. T. W. was just a bunch of people pretending to be tough.'

'M. O. O. T. W. gave me a headache and a half, and I didn't even get to punch anyone.'

'M. O. O. T. W. was just a bunch of soldiers screaming at each other over a broken radio.'

'During M. O. O. T. W., we didn’t even fight, we just yelled until we ran out of breath.'

'M. O. O. T. W. was the worst, I spent more time yelling than actually doing anything.'

'M. O. O. T. W. was the worst thing I ever had to do, I had to march, argue, and then get yelled at.'

'I didn’t even know what M. O. O. T. W. meant until I got yelled at for not showing up.'

'M. O. O. T. W. was like being stuck in a group project with your worst enemy.'