M.o.m.h.
A person who makes you want to scream into a pillow and then cry into a bag of chips
My boss is a M. o. m. h. He gave me 100 emails at 10 p. m.
My friend is a M. o. m. h. She told my crush I was ugly.
My pet parakeet is a M. o. m. h. He flew out the window and into my soup.