M.o.m.h.

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The person who steals your joy and replaces it with a middle finger and a crying jag

My ex is a M. o. m. h. She left me for a guy who looks like a raccoon.

My math teacher is a M. o. m. h. He failed me for no reason.

My dog is a M. o. m. h. He ate my homework and my soul.

The worst kind of person who takes your happiness and shoves it down a toilet

My brother is a M. o. m. h. He took my last slice of pizza.

My mom is a M. o. m. h. She yelled at me for wearing socks with sandals.

My crush is a M. o. m. h. He asked me out and then blocked me.

A person who makes you want to scream into a pillow and then cry into a bag of chips

My boss is a M. o. m. h. He gave me 100 emails at 10 p. m.

My friend is a M. o. m. h. She told my crush I was ugly.

My pet parakeet is a M. o. m. h. He flew out the window and into my soup.