M.O.M. bank - M. O. M. bank is when your mom is your only source of cash a

M. O. M. bank is when your mom is your only source of cash and she's starting to think you're a leech.

I asked my mom for money. She said, 'You’re like a parasite.' I said, 'You’re like a bank.'

My mom gave me $50. I used it to buy a sandwich and a bus ticket. She said, 'That’s your allowance for the month.'

I told my mom I needed money. She said, 'You’re 20. You should have a job.' I said, 'You should have a life.'