M.O.M. bank

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M. O. M. bank is when you’re so broke you have to ask your mom for cash like she’s a vending machine and you’re the coin.

My mom just gave me $20 because I told her my phone was about to die. It was lying. And my pride.

I asked my mom for money again. She said, 'You’re not a kid anymore.' I said, 'You’re not a mom anymore.'

My mom said I can borrow money, but only if I promise to pay her back. I said, 'Only if I get a raise.' She said, 'Only if you get a job.'

M. O. M. bank is when your mom is your only source of cash and she's starting to think you're a leech.

I asked my mom for money. She said, 'You’re like a parasite.' I said, 'You’re like a bank.'

My mom gave me $50. I used it to buy a sandwich and a bus ticket. She said, 'That’s your allowance for the month.'

I told my mom I needed money. She said, 'You’re 20. You should have a job.' I said, 'You should have a life.'

M. O. M. bank is when you’re too lazy to get a job, but your mom’s too kind to kick you out.

I asked my mom for $20. She said, 'I gave you $20 last week.' I said, 'I needed it.' She said, 'You need a life.'

My mom said, 'If you ask for money again, I’m going to charge you interest.' I said, 'You already charge me rent.'

I told my mom I needed money. She said, 'I’ve given you $100 this month.' I said, 'I’ve given you $100 worth of shame.'