M.O.A.Q.
The M. O. A. Q. is when you stick an air pump in your pants and turn it on so hard it feels like your butt is going to explode.
I did the M. O. A. Q. and my neighbor called the cops because he thought I was being murdered.
My friend did the M. O. A. Q. and her cat ran away for a week.
I did the M. O. A. Q. in my living room and my mom asked if I was possessed.