M.O.A.Q.

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The Mother Of All Queefs is when you shove an air mattress pump up your snatch and blast it like a damn jet engine, sending shockwaves through your neighbor's house.

My cousin did the M. O. A. Q. and my dog ran out of the room screaming.

I did the M. O. A. Q. during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was being possessed.

My friend tried the M. O. A. Q. and her roommate called the police.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Doing the M. O. A. Q. is like letting a tornado rip through your vagina while you're eating a taco.

I did the M. O. A. Q. in my car and my dog got out and ran into the grocery store.

My sister did the M. O. A. Q. and my mom said it was louder than my dad's snoring.

I did the M. O. A. Q. in my bedroom and my brother thought the house was on fire.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The M. O. A. Q. is when you stick an air pump in your pants and turn it on so hard it feels like your butt is going to explode.

I did the M. O. A. Q. and my neighbor called the cops because he thought I was being murdered.

My friend did the M. O. A. Q. and her cat ran away for a week.

I did the M. O. A. Q. in my living room and my mom asked if I was possessed.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The M. O. A. Q. is like the worst possible version of a fart, but with a pump and a whole lot of swearing.

I did the M. O. A. Q. during my lunch break and my coworker started crying.

My sister did the M. O. A. Q. and my brother said it was louder than a fire truck.

I did the M. O. A. Q. in my classroom and my teacher sent me to the office.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The M. O. A. Q. is when you stick an air pump up your butt and blast it so hard you think you're going to die from laughter and embarrassment.

I did the M. O. A. Q. in my bathroom and my dog ran out howling.

My friend did the M. O. A. Q. and her mom said it was louder than the church bells.

I did the M. O. A. Q. during a video call and my dad asked if I was possessed by a demon.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The M. O. A. Q. is like when a jet engine explodes in your pants and your neighbor's cat starts singing.

I did the M. O. A. Q. and my neighbor thought I was being tortured.

My sister did the M. O. A. Q. and her cat started singing opera.

I did the M. O. A. Q. in my living room and my mom called the police.

by Slangipedia 8d ago