I saw a m'lady of neckbeards at the coffee shop, I left because I thought I was in a beard convention.

My brother said he was part of a m'lady of neckbeards, I asked why and he said, 'Because we all hate razors.'

My teacher said we had a m'lady of neckbeards in class, I said, 'So what? I’m a m'lady of neckbeards too.'