M'lady of Neckbeards

I walked into a bar and saw 10 neckbeards, it was a m'lady of neckbeards and I was just there for the beer.

My mom said my beard was too long, I told her I was joining a m'lady of neckbeards.

The teacher said we had a m'lady of neckbeards in our class, I knew it was true because they all stared at me like I was the last man on Earth.

At the gym, I saw a m'lady of neckbeards doing yoga, I thought I was in a horror movie.

My friend joined a m'lady of neckbeards and now he talks like he's from the 1800s.

My dad said he was part of a m'lady of neckbeards, I asked why, and he said, 'Because we all forgot how to shave.'

I saw a m'lady of neckbeards at the coffee shop, I left because I thought I was in a beard convention.

My brother said he was part of a m'lady of neckbeards, I asked why and he said, 'Because we all hate razors.'

My teacher said we had a m'lady of neckbeards in class, I said, 'So what? I’m a m'lady of neckbeards too.'