M'kulupe
A grandpa or grandma who’s so old they probably remember when the internet didn’t exist. You use it when you’re trying to be polite but also scared.
My grandma’s a M’kulupe. She told me, 'I was here before your mom was born. And I was still cool.'
I called my grandpa M’kulupe. He said, 'You’re lucky I don’t make you do push-ups.'
My sister got named M’kulupe. Now she acts like she’s royalty.